R. Kelly's twelve-part hip-hopera ain't got shit on a raging Santa. All you need to know about the story is in this line: "Now all I can picture is that red nose between my lady's thighs." And…   Read Story »

R. Kelly love in NY Times Magazine's Year In Ideas issue:If you consider it only as a concept, "Trapped in the Closet" seems inevitable. It touches on the big entertainment megatrends: the branded…   Read Story »

Reader Matthew writes in...Y'all need to put out the call for an mp3 of R. Kelly singing the national anthem at the fight. Word 'round the campfire is that he jacked it up somethin' awful. Or made it…   Read Story »

Sure, you heard about the farting midget that shows up in the later chapters of R. Kelly's epic "Trapped in the Closet", but those news stories ignored the real twist: someone (finally!) gets their…   Read Story »

Entertainment Weekly gets drunk with the Louisville, Ky. quintet...CARL: That new R. Kelly video for "Trapped In The Closet" is amazing. BO: I want to see the whole thing. JIM: Did you see the DVD…   Read Story »

Those who were confused by R. Kelly's five-part urban opera are in luck. Somethingawful.com has Cliffs Notes complete with a "character sex map" and glossary of difficult words and phrases:Shuh,…   Read Story »

Blogcritics.org has identified the Top 10 Worst Song Lyrics ... Ever. Perhaps the only time you'll see Coldplay and Warrant on the same list. There's one I'd like to add. I hope by now you've seen…   Read Story »