P.D.Noosh

Paula Abdul did a better job of ripp-- er, "referencing" Rebel Without a Cause in her classic "Rush, Rush" video.

They really need to get back to doing gay disco. I mean, I probably wouldn't have noticed how shittastic these lyrics are had it not been for the fact that Brandon sounds like Steve Urkel trying to do Night Ranger karaoke.

But I hate to be completely negative. The video itself was pretty and compelling. I appreciate the sexual tension between the Jet and the Shark -- I mean, the Greaser and the Soc -- I mean, the twin idealized representations of Brandon Flowers' repressed homosexual psyche. And also, Brandon is a pretty little man. He wears too many clothes, but whatever.

on New Killers Video - "A Dustland Fairytale" at June 10, 2009 3:27 AM
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Right??? Fucking tease is wearing too many clothes all the time. Like, I didn't mind it when he was fat and had a pornstache, but now that he's stopped eating carbs he needs to step it up.

In reply to Mouthwhore's comment on New Killers Video - "A Dustland Fairytale" at June 10, 2009 3:13 AM
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So basically people are mad that KoL can afford stylists now? Wow.

on New Kings Of Leon Video - "Notion" at June 3, 2009 1:57 AM
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phil and pigass, I'd just like to point out that calling someone a "fag" typically doesn't make you any more of a man, but instead just puts a big ol' pink -- I mean, red flag by the fact that you're either ... overcompensating for something, or have something to hide. Just sayin'.

on New Patrick Wolf Video - "Vulture" at March 20, 2009 12:06 AM
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Oh, this is fun. I envision adding this to my "Saturday Night Getting Ready For the Gay Bars" playlist very, very soon.

on New Franz Ferdinand Video - "No You Girls" at March 19, 2009 1:23 AM
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I'd like this better if it weren't for the following reasons:

A) He's ripping off every Trent Reznor video ever.
B) It sounds like a Depeche Mode cover he did using a Casio keyboard he bought at a garage sale.
C) He had a better body. Sorry, I can't do skinny-but-flabby. It creeps me out.

on New Patrick Wolf Video - "Vulture" at March 18, 2009 9:48 PM
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I like that he covers Madonna, sings a theme song for a popular children's film, and reveals his preferred position for homosexual activities all in the same album.

on Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy Album Art, Tracklisting at October 16, 2008 1:33 PM
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