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WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS GUY

on Fiery Furnaces Discuss Radiohead "Feud" at November 12, 2009 3:17 AM
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The name of this list is: 40 Random Semi-Recent Songs by "Hipster Bands" Cause NYMag is Totally All Over the Scene.

Too many complaints to elaborate. I'm sticking with the one-liner.

on NYMag's 40 Songs That Define The Brooklyn Sound at November 10, 2009 2:35 PM
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Ding ding ding. We have a winner.

In reply to Kevin's comment on Fiery Furnaces To Radiohead: "Fuck You" at November 5, 2009 8:28 PM
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I meant ignorance on the part of Stereogum readers who don't know anything about hip hop. I mean, have you read these comments? There are people on here that still think 'rappers have no talent.' Even my 80 year old Grandmother liked 8 Mile.

In reply to BRAAAAAAAINSSss's comment on New Jay-Z (Feat. Rihanna & Kanye West) - "Run This Town" at November 3, 2009 8:37 PM
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I know it's hard, but we may have to entertain the notion that this is not meant to be ironic in the slightest.

In reply to Michael's comment on New Weezer (Feat. Lil Wayne) - "Can't Stop Partying" at October 26, 2009 7:43 PM
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Um yeah. Fail.

In reply to Ted Tedson's comment on Lil Wayne Facing Year In Jail at October 22, 2009 6:54 PM
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Scarjo wants me so bad....

on Scarlett & Ellen Have A "Shoop"-Off at October 12, 2009 5:49 PM
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OK, let's all agree not to take this seriously and move on to the New Moon post.

on Uncut's Top 20 Albums Of The '00s at October 9, 2009 2:51 PM
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Their hip hop picks anger me even though I agree with them. Does that make sense to anyone else?

on Pitchfork's 20 Greatest Albums Of The '00s at October 4, 2009 5:43 AM
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Anyone dissing Flea needs a slap in the face.

on Thom Yorke's New Band (!) Plays LA Next Week at September 29, 2009 5:26 PM
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It hurts to see what Muse has become. Meaning, the garbage.

on How Much Garbage Can You Spot In The New Muse Video? at November 3, 2009 11:57 PM
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I have mixed emotions. Weird things happening inside.

on Ellen Page Is The David Simon Of Painfully Cool Hipsters at October 8, 2009 3:33 PM
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The movie is called Inglorious Basterds. Tarantino never claimed that anyone in the film was going to be admirable. He's an ultra-violent filmmaker. It was pretty excellent.

on The Videogum Movie Club: Inglourious Basterds at August 25, 2009 1:37 PM
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Your icon, FTW

In reply to Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood's comment on Who Should Play Baby And Johnny Castle In The Dirty Dancing Remake? at August 19, 2009 1:22 PM
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Let's see, banging me over the head with a glass and then beating the shit out of me for 2 minutes? That's how I feel about every joke on Family Guy.

on Seth MacFarlane Clearly Hopes To Win An Emmy For Being The Worst at August 19, 2009 10:50 AM
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500 Days of Indie 80's Music References and Joy Division T-shirts
Whatever Woody Allen is Trying to Do Isn't Working
Star Trek

on Best New Party Game 6 at August 14, 2009 10:58 AM
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People with that much money have no concept of how normal people live. They think, in this day and age, people pay for roast chicken recipes. They really do.

on Gwyneth Paltrow Narrowly Wrests Her Title Of "The Worst" Back From Katherine Heigl at August 1, 2009 2:02 AM
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This is easily one of the top 5 funniest blog post titles ever.

on This Motherhood Poster Needs To Take A Nap at August 1, 2009 1:52 AM
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You know what I love about Crispin Glover? He's not pretending to be weird. He's not weird in a 'cool' way. He's actually fucking weird.

on This Is Your Music Video: Crispin Glover's "Clowny Clown Clown" at July 28, 2009 12:25 PM
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You can't write letters to your future boyfriend, it will create a major paradox!

In reply to thenaritaline's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lake House at July 22, 2009 3:22 PM
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