Dolf

Rabbit Habbits, just in time for Easter!

Sidenote: Progress Report on Man Man?

on New Man Man Video (Feat. Fred Armisen, Charlyne Yi & Martin Starr) - "Rabbit Habits" at April 8, 2009 4:08 PM
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Dude really rolls hard in his aeropostale hoodie. Jug lyfe! (Is that a thing they say? I feel like that's a thing they say.)

on Uh Oh, My Ninjas, Dad Discovered Horrorcore at November 20, 2009 1:23 PM
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Is that what the kids do after graduation now? Read books about 30-somethings learning to find themselves through pasta? I went to Myrtle Beach and got inappropriately drunk on Milwaukee's Best for a week straight.

on Gossip Girl: It's Not A Real Soap Opera Until Someone Gets Amnesia at September 15, 2009 4:13 PM
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As I understand it, the only reason Heidi and Spencer came back after leaving 3 times was because Damien Fahey was holding Heidi's plastic nose hostage. Seriously though, where did that thing go?

on I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here: Praying With Spencer Pratt at June 2, 2009 2:46 PM
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Those expressions! Those cans! Dan + Serena = 4ever

In reply to Ana's comment on Gossip Girl: Season Finale at May 19, 2009 12:23 PM
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Although I'm not going to say it's this year's Dark Knight, it had the same effect - it took characters we're all slightly familiar with and made it totally acceptable for normal people to geek out about them. Which is exactly what I've been doing all morning around the watercooler.

on The Videogum Movie Club: Star Trek at May 11, 2009 3:58 PM
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There is more than one kind of J.J. Abrams time travel. Because Felicity had to go visit that weirdo with all the witchcraft books so she could go to Stanford for the summer and be near Ben. Duh.

In reply to BradOFarrell's comment on The Videogum Movie Club: Star Trek at May 11, 2009 3:33 PM
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"Cater waiter at a seder" is probably the most pleasant thing to ever come out of Dan Humphrey's mouth. He probably came up with that all on his own, because of how he's such a great writer.

on Gossip Girl: The Jews Escaped Egypt For This? at April 21, 2009 2:45 PM
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Yeah, I know. I always get terrible service at Taco Bell. Wouldn't want those kids to get the wrong idea about fast food.

In reply to kingofdanger's comment on Oh No, People Are Having Sex In Taco Bell Bathrooms! at April 20, 2009 6:30 PM
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Are you sure you aren't just watching Discovery after midnight when it's all infomercials?

In reply to will's comment on You Guys, We Should Buy More TVs at April 19, 2009 2:31 PM
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omg, I have a neoprene laptop case. I'm halfway to success!

on The "Your Business Card Is Crap" Guy Teaches Us How To Pack at April 10, 2009 4:20 PM
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