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Actually, wait, no, I think it just has to be a movie that sucks and is, therefore, in the running for Worst Movie. I don't think it has to be an otherwise popular movie that is bad. Right? I thought the title of the project pretty much sums up the criteria.
Also, A History of Violence? Kee-rist. That is a great movie. Or, at the very least, a good movie and should have no place in this column. For Shame, person who I am to lazy to look up.
Let's stick to the theme people. Mediocre movies like David Gale and the like have no place here. We are looking for K-Pax-like pure shit. Not fool's gold. Wait, Fool's Gold might be a perfect choice!!!!!
Also, K-Pax!
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James, please shut the hell up.
I am an educated prick and I am not voting for Obama because of his rock starness or his iPod artist choices.
You think an old, angry man, who skips his senate votes, is going to a better job? Good luck, assbag.
Oh, and all caps is not a necessary means of getting your point across.
In reply to james's comment on Obama's iPod Loves Him Back at June 25, 2008 4:53 PMScore = 1
So, I should assume that they got turned down by Ferrell, then Jack Black, and then they turned to Rainn?
I'll see it on DVD. Could be funny, what with Sudeikis and all.
on Dwight Schrute Is The Rocker at May 7, 2008 12:06 PMScore = 1
I can't tell you how many sleepless nights I have had since watching Topher Grace's bone-chilling perfomance in Spider-Man 3. Truly the stuff o' nightmares.
Oh poor MTV, remember when you and Rolling Stone magazine had something to do with music and/or cultural relevance?
on A Note To The Producers Of The MTV Movie Awards: Stick To Room Raiders, Guys at May 7, 2008 11:17 AMScore = 0
I can't tell you how many sleepless nights I have had since watching Topher Grace's bone-chilling perfomance in Spider-Man 3. Truly the stuff o' nightmares.
Oh poor MTV, remember when you and Rolling Stone magazine had something to do with music and/or cultural relevance?
on A Note To The Producers Of The MTV Movie Awards: Stick To Room Raiders, Guys at May 7, 2008 11:16 AMScore = 1

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Wait. Dull, puritan music? Ecch..fuckin feist? What does that even mean? Even without the "ambitious woman" comment you mark yourself as an assbag. What are you talking about? A woman with some talent and a ton o' good music is trying to push herself into the mainstream to make a living? What a crapbag she must be, to push her goodly wares unto us, the completely untalented and judgmental public? Fuck you. Try making a living as an artist for a few months and then let us know what strength of indie-integrity you cling to, hipster-douchenozzle. Feist is pushing her wares through Sesame St and the mainstream media. Huzzah for her. She is keeping the dream alive through sheer force of will. Fuck unto all of you for making her seem like the bad guy for doing it. You wouldn't have half the ability to do it if you wanted to. Being bitter and talentless is no match for being talented and crafty, shitheads.
In reply to Stina's comment on Feist Feels It All On Good Morning America at July 28, 2008 12:35 AMScore = -2