Blondie

I fucking love you for linking to the Eddie Izzard bit, because every single time someone mentions Berlin, that bit runs through my head. Every. Time.

on Jay-Z Joins U2 In Berlin at November 6, 2009 2:39 PM
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Hahaha! "Where did THEY come from?" Wow I almost completely forgot about this video. Ann pretty much mimicked my exact reaction. But, wait - she "went to different schools" "together" with Mark Twain? I am so confused.

on Old Folks Review MGMT's "Kids" Video at October 19, 2009 12:26 PM
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Uhhhh, there's commenters on here that don't know who Joanna Newsom is? My my. Things they be a changin.

In reply to M's comment on Old Folks Review MGMT's "Kids" Video at October 19, 2009 12:18 PM
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OMG, RIGHT? Love love love her.

on New Bat For Lashes - "Sleep Alone (Van Rivers & The Subliminal Kid Remix) (Stereogum Premiere) at August 5, 2009 8:04 PM
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Get oooooouta here. They're Long Beach strong, and we love them.

In reply to Derek Fischer's comment on Crystal Antlers - "Tentacles" at July 29, 2009 12:14 PM
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Haha! 'This band is no Shins.' That is the funniest thing I've heard all 2009! Pretty sure they did work with Phil Ek. Yep. Just did. Quit crying.

In reply to dsdasdas's comment on Stream The Dodos' Time To Die at July 21, 2009 12:30 PM
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I am loooooving Tiny Vipers right now. Thanks again for the tip, stereogum.

on The 'Gum Drop XCV: Hear New Tiny Vipers, Win Wilco Goods at July 1, 2009 3:09 PM
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All right. I'm going to bravely step forward and humbly say, I don't get it. I'm going to arrogantly say I've tried to like this band cus I agree with Stereogum 90% of the time, really, which is why I come to this site, but I have tried and tried this band, just streamed this album several times today and you know what? I fucking hate them. I'm laughing writing this, maybe I'm missing something (I'm not) but if this is the best album of 2009 I'm going to shoot myself now. I'm hoping I'll eat my words, I've been wrong on my 1st impression a (very) few times before, and I hope to be proven wrong in the end but a 9.2 on P4K? I'm calling Emperor wearing no Dirty Projectors underwear.

on Wait, Is Bitte Orca The Best Album Of 2009? at June 15, 2009 5:34 PM
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Yay for Crystal Antlers - it's so their time. So, so so good. DEFINITELY see them live if you can. You won't regret it.

In reply to SubSickAlien's comment on Wait, Is Bitte Orca The Best Album Of 2009? at June 15, 2009 5:26 PM
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WHEW. I thought I was losing my frickin mind over here, as just last week or so was the Premature 'Ejaculation' (heh. nice one.) of Dragonslayer. I say y'all can HAVE Dirty Projectors as long as I can still cuddle up and sleep with Dragonslayer in peace b/c that album is BYOOOTIFUL. Best of 2009? Didn't MPP come out like ten years ago already? (kidding.)

In reply to Greg B's comment on Wait, Is Bitte Orca The Best Album Of 2009? at June 15, 2009 2:01 PM
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You will never get a more vehement, forceful, shouted NO! out of me than asking if I "wanna play Monopoly?" My usual response is: "For how many fucking hours?" I feel the same way about this movie.

on Wait, Is The Monopoly Movie Actually Going To Be Amazing? at November 12, 2009 3:48 PM
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You're all kidding right? Occam's Razor theory put to work: DUH Lou Dobbs has a black mistress. And she is fiiiiiiiiiiiine, I'll bet. With a name like Bunny. Give it time, it'll come out. Oh and he also has undocumented workers for housekeepers. Oh yeah and he's a revisionist. Give it time. Wait for it. Train's a comin.

on Hey, What's Up With Lou Dobbs? at November 12, 2009 11:14 AM
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Exaaaaaaaaactly! I've watched this video incessantly and she wins. I give. It's brilliant.

In reply to BobFreakinVila's comment on You Win, Lady Gaga at November 12, 2009 10:51 AM
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Link?

In reply to .bryan.'s comment on You Win, Lady Gaga at November 10, 2009 6:33 PM
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I seriously cannot figure out if I think she's ridiculous or the most insanely beautiful brilliant thing. But I can say this video is fucking gorgeous and amazing. She's one hell of a dancer. Not a bad jam, either, for that sort of thing. Ok Lady Gaga, you win.

on You Win, Lady Gaga at November 10, 2009 6:25 PM
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And this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gtfbsNHxh8

Sorry, but you opened up the funny cat video pandora box here. You get what you meme for. Or something.

on Maru Is The Dan Cortese Of Cats at November 9, 2009 2:12 PM
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Oh, SORRY, Gabe. Ya slept on THIS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAyiRp9LJnA

You can all thank me later.

on Maru Is The Dan Cortese Of Cats at November 9, 2009 2:06 PM
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This disgusts me on a level that leaves me speechless.

on Uh, Nice Try, Chris Brown at November 9, 2009 1:51 PM
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I mean Roger Sterling. Whatever, if I live to be either, I'm gold.

on Mad Men S03E13: Step Into My Office, I Am Fired at November 9, 2009 12:50 PM
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Just when I finally want to get out of my love for Mad Men, they keep pulling me back in! TWSS. OK, Mad Men, my following, it is with you now. Don Draper is a total crybaby. Ugh, pull up your diapers, wet sack. And what's to happen with Peggy? And Joan is back! And where's Sal, we need Sal. And if I don't grow up to be that SIlver Fox that is Cooper, well then, I guess I'll just have to have another bourbon.

on Mad Men S03E13: Step Into My Office, I Am Fired at November 9, 2009 12:48 PM
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