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on Kanye Does That Thing He Does That Resembles Singing On American Idol at March 12, 2009 10:44 AM
Score = 22

This site is quickly becoming Kanye v. Corgan.

on Kanye Does That Thing He Does That Resembles Singing On American Idol at March 12, 2009 10:28 AM
Score = 5

This just reeks of an effort to remain relevant.
Honestly, am I suppose to feel differently?

on Billy Corgan Endorses Ticketmaster/Live Nation Merger at March 11, 2009 11:52 AM
Score = 1

"I was completely suicidal, and I wrote that song in a cold bedroom on a day where it was like, 'I'm either going to kill myself today, or I'm going to live because I'm sick of thinking about this."

How unique you guys!!

on Billy Corgan Finally Licenses "Today" (Feat. Morgan Freeman) at March 6, 2009 11:07 AM
Score = 0

And onward.

on Lily Allen/Matt & Kim @ Bowery Ballroom, NYC 2/10/09 at February 11, 2009 11:50 AM
Score = 1

Wow...talk about falling for the oldest one in the Stereogum book.

Jesus

In reply to Dylan's comment on Green Day's 21st Century Breakdown Album Art at February 10, 2009 12:03 PM
Score = 19

Yawn

on The 2009 Grammys: Just The Good Parts at February 9, 2009 10:40 AM
Score = 2

After reading this post my thoughts arrive like butterflies.

on Eddie Vedder Sings Karaoke At An Arizona Best Western at February 6, 2009 4:38 PM
Score = 3

Judging by that photo it looks like Chris Martin suffers from the same misfortune as Pearl Jam's guitarist.

http://stereogum.com/archives/pearl-jam-guitarist-lobbies-for-restroom-access_049661.html

on New Coldplay - "The Goldrush" at February 3, 2009 9:57 AM
Score = 8

Does Phish really have to play twice?

on Bonnaroo 2009 Line-Up: Phish, Springsteen, And More Phish at February 3, 2009 9:33 AM
Score = 4

"I'll miss nurturing all the new talent"
Can we put this on her tombstone?

on Paula Abdul Leaves American Idol In Typically Poor Fashion at August 5, 2009 9:42 AM
Score = 6

It's about time they finally made a sequel to Radio.

on It's Life, Jump Into Life: The Blind Side at August 4, 2009 12:49 PM
Score = -2

Only $10?!
Beat it you guys! (Sorry)

on The Most Beautiful Tribute To Michael Jackson at August 4, 2009 11:16 AM
Score = 4

"It occurred to him to slow down the audio track of a walk-on mouse character"
Whoops, that's your claim to fame Neil.

on Nerd Treasure Chest: Hidden Audio Tracks In Old Cartoons at August 4, 2009 9:54 AM
Score = 15

It's 2009 and your male lead is none other than Matthew Modine?

on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Le Divorce at August 3, 2009 6:32 PM
Score = 2

So he took a stand against the man by using pennies to pay for the release of a car that HE illegally parked?
That's so smart! You guys are just h8erz.

on That's Your Boyfriend: Guy Who Pays For Impounded Car With Pennies at August 3, 2009 2:55 PM
Score = 8

Professors Fashion and Cuisine over here.

on Brokencyde Doesn't Answer My Questions at August 3, 2009 10:20 AM
Score = 6

We're going to need a bigger neck

on No Scarf Problems For Us This Week, You Guys at August 3, 2009 9:52 AM
Score = 10

Jeez, what a PANNNDEMIC!
(Sorry, I'll go to jail now)

on Stringer Bell Is A Triple Threat at May 13, 2009 11:51 AM
Score = 0

As someone who lives in Brooklyn, I'm more comforted than I am distraught that Ramona said, "I DON'T WANT TO EAT IN BROOKLYN!"

on The Real Housewives Of New York: Reunion at May 13, 2009 11:41 AM
Score = 7