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It's like a one night stand. Enjoyable in the moment and quickly forgotten the next day. Thanks for reminding me I need to listen to Exploding Hearts...right now.

on Tinted Windows (James Iha, Adam Schlesinger, Taylor Hanson) Is A Band That Exists, Offers Songs at February 24, 2009 4:02 PM
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Bono looks like the marsupial from the Lion King in the photo above.

on U2, Springsteen Play Inaugural Celebration At Lincoln Memorial at January 20, 2009 2:55 AM
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Goldstein can have Katie Holmes. There is nothing I would not eat out of Feist's anus.

on New Feist & Ben Gibbard - "Train Song" at January 17, 2009 6:03 PM
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All these lists are inherently useless. You know what you like, and unless you're low on self-esteem (somebody who needs their tastes validated by others) these lists are onanism for the groundlings.

on 2008's Last List Is A List Aggregating All The Blog Lists Into One Final List-Of-Lists at January 9, 2009 5:56 PM
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I won't ever remember a single lyric no matter how many times I listen to this but damned if a pair of headphones, alcohol and/or splif, and this album put's me into a sonic coma. It's like the audio version of "Where the Wild Things Are" and a fluffer rolled into one.

on Is Merriweather Post Pavilion The Best Album Of 2009? at January 6, 2009 1:40 AM
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Very safe list. Calling 90% of these songs "Hard Rock" is a misnomer (if such a genre even exists), unless that qualification means having long hair and at some point a member of your band shot heroin into their dick.

on VH1's 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs at January 5, 2009 3:04 PM
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Obviously, no one is going to agree with the list but just because you think (as I do) that some of the songs listed are shit doesn't mean 90% of America disagrees with us. Also, it's "single" not "song" of the year. You're favorite song may not have been released as a "single." I'm glad #72 was included. Also, pretty much all of these songs sound good when you're fucked up, so shove a tampon in your bleeding vagina, down a few shots, smoke some hash, and have a good time instead of whining.

on Rolling Stone's 100 Best Singles Of 2008 at January 4, 2009 2:00 AM
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