mike_d

This pleases my sad, hungover ears. Agreed that it trumps everything on Eraser.

on New Thom Yorke - "All For The Best" (Stereogum Premiere) at July 15, 2009 12:37 PM
Score = -14

Steely Dan gargles my balls.

In reply to Farmer Ted's comment on New Grizzly Bear - "Southern Point" at March 18, 2009 2:13 PM
Score = 8

Well, I made it 39 seconds.

Also, I'd like to know: what came first, the shitty idea for the video, or the shitty song? Or was it some serendipitous collision of the two?

on This Is Your Music Video: Puddle Of Mudd's "Spaceship" at November 17, 2009 11:22 AM
Score = 2

He hits the bad guy with frying pans!

on I Don't Kow Which Of These Two Terrible Trailers Is Worse! at November 16, 2009 5:14 PM
Score = 12

I want to make her sadness go away.

In reply to The Reverand Johnny Tidbit's comment on Thursday Night TV Open Thread at November 13, 2009 11:59 AM
Score = 8

CONSUELA!

Oh, gold.

on The Touching* Farewell Montage That Hank Deserves** at November 13, 2009 10:24 AM
Score = 6

Upvoting the normal, insightful Videogum commenters and downvoting the Dunham-loving trolls -- what a way to unwind after work!

on The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World at October 23, 2009 8:21 PM
Score = 7

I hope Matt Groening chokes on his lobster-stuffed-with-tacos tonight.

on NSFW: Marge Simpson In Playboy Magazine at October 19, 2009 1:55 PM
Score = 6

I just want to know if Gabe watched and/or is going to comment on the fact that the awful worlds of Jeff Dunham and Jay Leno collided last night. I did not watch; I'd like to keep my eyes and ears, thank you.

Also, "I like you, Rolly. Can I feel the rough skin on your hands?"

on Thursday Night TV Open Thread at October 16, 2009 12:00 PM
Score = 8

You can't handle the WOOF.

on Don't All Run To Fandango Your Tooth Fairy Tickets At Once! at October 12, 2009 4:52 PM
Score = 7

That was exactly how Fear was known around these parts, too. Except, yeah, finger-banged rather than cherry-popped.

In reply to CalypsoFacto's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gran Torino at September 28, 2009 7:40 PM
Score = 1

I spent the last couple minutes debating with myself whether or not I should make a joke about having forgotten about this movie and its awfulness until now. Shame on me.

on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Forgotten at September 21, 2009 6:17 PM
Score = 8