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Will the Avetts be playing from the part of their catalog before they jumped the shark?
on Coachella Confirms 2010 Dates, Not Pavement (Yet) at October 9, 2009 12:01 AMScore = 0
Pretty agreed. Once you start getting arrested for lurking outside someone's home, looking homeless, its time to go. But this Christmas album is gonna rock.
In reply to Dexter's comment on Uncut's Top 20 Albums Of The '00s at October 8, 2009 11:57 PMScore = -1
Someone buy these kids' album so they can afford haircuts. Damn torrent culture.
on New Wavves - "Cool Jumper" at August 12, 2009 2:08 PMScore = 0
Is this band supposed to be important or something?
on Pixies Reunite Again, Release $500 Box Set With Penis Graffiti at June 15, 2009 7:05 PMScore = -44
Dude, I wish it was as sweet as that time Trey played Divided Sky until his hands bled. I think it was Red Rocks. I totally finger-banged a hippie chick in the Honey Bucket for a half of shrooms, ate em all, and did it again cause I couldn't get the smell of patchouli off my hand. Figured her karma needed it. Oh, and my frat bros were all, yeah, she's like a 6. Nice boobs, though.
on Bonnaroo 2009: Brooklyn Go Hard at June 14, 2009 5:39 PMScore = -6
I often comment on message boards DIRECTLY to the person the story's about.
In reply to lceman16's comment on Trent Reznor Quits Web 2.0, Offers Cutting Advice To Haters at June 10, 2009 7:13 PMScore = 48
silly boys making awesome tunes and wacky art. hawght
on New Empire Of the Sun Video - "Standing On The Shore" at June 6, 2009 1:01 AMScore = 1
I THINK HE IS REALLY AWESOME AND YOU GUYS ARE JUST HATERS AND I DON'T MIND LETTING YOU KNOW IN THE SAME TYPEFACE AS HIS RIDICULOUS BLOG WHICH YOU HAVE TO READ. Oh. Oops.
on Kanye Claims Books Are Lame, Wordy at June 1, 2009 7:47 PMScore = -1
More like they're touring to pay back their label for distribution. And that ain't happening now. Goodbye, rights to your own music; hello, record company GREAT SUCCESS! Man, indie music rocks.
In reply to Greenman's comment on Wavves' Meltdown In Spain (And Apology) at June 1, 2009 7:41 PMScore = 0
Overhyped, true. Pitchforked and hung out to dry on a huge European tour, true. But hearing that a band you were never quite fond of loses it in the second-most laid-back country in the world: PRICELESS. Psychedelic Horseshit blow, but that was the greatest (and apparently now truest) interview ever.
on Wavves' Meltdown In Spain (And Apology) at May 29, 2009 7:07 PMScore = 17
The Ellen Degeneres Show sooooo beat you dudes to this like two weeks ago. Boo hiss, internet.com!
on The Shake Weight, Now For Men at October 26, 2009 2:22 PMScore = -1
Unfortunately, there is no record of an email correspondence between this broham and the trashy 15-year-old goth he hooked up with one night on shrooms somewhere in Madrid, so I guess I've gotta side with him. Has anyone else cut themselves for once reading Brett Easton Ellis?
on That's Your Girlfriend: Girl Who Sends All The Emails To Boyfriend While He's Traveling at August 10, 2009 8:05 PMScore = -1
Unfortunately, there is no record of an email correspondence between this broham and the trashy 15-year-old goth he hooked up with one night on shrooms somewhere in Madrid, so I guess I've gotta side with him. Has anyone else cut themselves for once reading Brett Easton Ellis?
on That's Your Girlfriend: Girl Who Sends All The Emails To Boyfriend While He's Traveling at August 10, 2009 8:04 PMScore = -1
You mean Pavel Datsuk's chest.
In reply to kiss the pan's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Desperately Seeking Susan at June 16, 2009 12:56 AMScore = -4
AnAmPat - Are there stories you don't respond to?
In reply to An American Patriot's comment on What Is Your Gwyneth Paltrow Name? at June 16, 2009 12:50 AMScore = 3
"The people who support gays" = Most Unreal Comment Fragment Here
In reply to Constantinople's comment on The Bruno Moral Quandary at June 16, 2009 12:32 AMScore = -2
Seriously, doesn't he care that white is never white again after three washes?
In reply to HB's comment on Andrew WK Has A New TV Show And It Looks Andrew W Nuts at June 16, 2009 12:27 AMScore = 0
I'm on a roof, bitch!
(Say It Again!)
I'm ON A ROOF, bitch.
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Thinking that Ellen ISN'T the sweetest hour of TV makes you out to be a FAR larger retard than LG herself.
on An Open Letter To Lady Gaga at May 16, 2009 1:22 AMScore = -3
This is so confusing.
In reply to drosenb's comment on Lost: Season Finale at May 16, 2009 1:20 AMScore = 1
is your face supposed to have my fist on it?
Permalink for hightech's comment on Pixies Reunite Again, Release $500 Box Set With Penis Graffiti at June 20, 2009 3:06 AMScore = 3