Juano

Shit. I wonder if "According to Jim" could add Karen O as the bratty sister-in-law.

on My Morning Jacket Animated By American Dad at November 10, 2009 11:29 AM
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but "folk" is a music genre. It isn't unreasonable to equate a band that has a music genre in their name to that genre.

on Monsters Of Folk Coming Soon at June 16, 2009 2:25 PM
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I was hoping he was beheaded.

on Bret Michaels Is Not A-Okay, Actually at June 10, 2009 11:41 AM
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I don't know what 11:35 show to choose.

on Tonight Show">Pearl Jam "Get Some" On Conan's 1st Tonight Show at June 2, 2009 5:06 PM
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Don't forget about "I Look Like a Jewish Grandmother"

In reply to J's comment on You're Not Gonna Believe This, But New Marilyn Manson LP Courts Controversy at April 17, 2009 5:04 PM
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AWITC wasn't that bad.

on New Bloc Party - "Signs (Armand Van Helden Remix)" at March 16, 2009 6:53 PM
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Why are people still tolerating Justin Timberlake?

on SNL">Ray LaMontagne Brings "Trouble" To A Rocky SNL at March 9, 2009 8:41 PM
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No band has put out continually good music over the period of time that U2 has. I haven't listened to the new album, but "Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own", from the last album, is one of the best songs they've ever recorded.

Despite his haircut Bono can still sing better than any other rock frontman.

on U2 Do Five Nights Of Letterman at March 3, 2009 11:56 AM
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You aren't going to mention how, during the musical number, a bunch of actors were able to sing live while Beyonce lip-synced?

on Slumdog Won Best Original Song, Seven Other Oscars at February 23, 2009 12:02 PM
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I think his songwriting went in the wrong direction after "I'm Wide Awake.." I look forward to any new stuff regardless, though.

on Conor Oberst & The Mystic Valley Band Return With Outer South at February 19, 2009 6:39 PM
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She should do a porno.

on Megan Fox Would Like America's Teenagers To Know That Jennifer's Body Is Going To Be Terrible at August 13, 2009 9:07 PM
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what a hooker!

on I Fucked Screech at July 9, 2009 11:33 AM
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That was one of the best late night moments in a long time! I'm talking: letterman, conan, etc.- all late night shows.

Last I heard Screech was planning on writing a book detailing how his costars slept with each other and smoked weed, so it'd surprising that the others would even tolerate his presence.

on Jimmy Fallon Interviewed "Zack Morris" Last Night at June 9, 2009 12:25 PM
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The kid was born after the shit went down.

In reply to stlolth's comment on The Road Trailer Tries To carry The Fire at May 15, 2009 4:35 PM
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don't forget about BABY HEADS BEING SMASHED ON ROCKS

In reply to wubdub's comment on The Road Trailer Tries To carry The Fire at May 15, 2009 4:33 PM
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Does anyone know what that new movie 'Fighting' is about? It's a metaphor, right?

on Learning The Lessons Of Snakes On A Plane at April 30, 2009 6:56 PM
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Mario Lavandiahrea isn't someone who should be talking about morals. He is a low-life who lost most of his brain to meth and is now reduced to child-like teasing.

on Perez Hilton Is Angry at April 20, 2009 9:29 PM
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Never write about them again unless she gets really desperate (she will) and takes off her top. Otherwise let them be gone.

on Heidi And Spencer To Officially Prepare The Way For Their Inevitable Divorce at April 10, 2009 11:02 AM
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Gossip Girl is a great show??? No, it's not. It is terrible in every way.

on Ed Westwick And Chace Crawford Express Their Fatigue With Being Called Gay By Saying A Bunch Of Gay Stuff at March 20, 2009 3:51 PM
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Pity is only intensified when you realize he has dried sperm on his left pant-leg.

on Eastbound And Down: Shit Just Got Real at March 9, 2009 5:02 PM
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