Ron Jenkins

"I dun raped the game young, you could call it statutory." -Mr. Kanye West

on Kanye, Weezy, Eminem, Drake Join Forces On "Forever" at August 27, 2009 1:23 PM
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Very weakly delivered.

on New Karen O And The Kids - "All Is Love" at August 24, 2009 2:10 PM
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Everyone knows Radiohead's "Life in a Glass House" was the decade's best track.

on Pitchfork's 20 Greatest Songs Of The '00s (And 15 Greatest Songs Of 2009 So Far) at August 21, 2009 7:45 PM
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How mad? Scale of 1-10, 1 being "Oops I downloaded a bad live recording of 'Wash the Day Away'!" and 10 being "Miley Cyrus singing on Ryan Seacrest's radio show a purposely bad cover of 'Staring at the Sun' to spite Tunde, Dave, and Kyp because they wouldn't let her meet them backstage at the Grammy's".

In reply to dafs's comment on Pitchfork's 20 Greatest Songs Of The '00s (And 15 Greatest Songs Of 2009 So Far) at August 21, 2009 6:47 PM
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Thank God for a sliver of Animal Collective news. I feel like there hasn't been an Animal Collective post on this (500) Days of Stereogum blog for maybe 3 weeks. Maybe 2. I don't know. I'm just glad to see a familiar name in bold blue capitalized type.

on New Atlas Sound (Feat. Noah Lennox) - "Walkabout" at July 17, 2009 2:37 PM
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I'mmmmmm sooooooo-ber. (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)

on Wavves/Woods/Real Estate @ Bowery Ballroom, NYC 7/15/09 at July 16, 2009 1:31 PM
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panda bear + george clooney vs. department of eagles + brad pitt. who wins in a dirt bike race?

on Department Of Eagles Sell Us Brad Pitt's Strength In Japan at July 2, 2009 4:43 PM
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"Swine Flu" fits in perfectly for a "Black Cab" parody. "And I've heard all the stories about the swine flu and the way they spread. But if you come down with it, you may come back dead."

on Jens Lekman Has Swine Flu at June 30, 2009 1:22 PM
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didn't the security know that she was NME's coolest person of 2008?

on Alice Glass Fights With Sonar Security at June 22, 2009 2:22 PM
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Actually Sofia Coppola is intensely jealous of her husband. How do I know? She tried paying me money to write a bad comment about their Music Hall of Williamsburg show. And I said, "No, Mrs. Coppola! I will not! You may have been in control of everything on the set of Godfather 3, but I, Mrs. Coppola, I am not the set of Godfather 3 and you don't control me!!!!"

on Phoenix @ Music Hall Of Williamsburg, Brooklyn 6/18/09 at June 19, 2009 9:01 PM
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Rachel will get married.

on Best New Party Game 12 at November 11, 2009 2:49 PM
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It's Like He's On Crank The Whole Movie!

on Best New Party Game 12 at November 11, 2009 2:39 PM
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What is this SportsFans4Lifegum? Is Peter Gammons going to start writing the Topher Grace updates?

In reply to hlebtastic's comment on What Is Wrong With Ron Artest? at November 6, 2009 2:03 PM
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Bovine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood

on Best New Party Game 11 at November 4, 2009 11:56 AM
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"Because Owen Wilson didn't successfully kill himself." -GhostRobot

on Owen Wilson To Play Marmaduke For Some Reason at November 3, 2009 2:10 PM
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Gabe, am I allowed to nominate Stephen Gaghan's shot-for-shot remake of Havoc?

on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Funny Games at November 2, 2009 6:48 PM
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What is the official Videogum Monsters stance on Topher Grace finding out about this Videogum feature? Do we want it to happen? Do we want MAIN DAWG to acknowledge its/our existence? Or do we want this feature with its cocksure confidence and literary savvy (as of today) to slowly stalk MAIN DAWG week after week after week until he goes gentle into that good night?

on Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? at October 28, 2009 6:21 PM
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He was drunk. But he got better.

In reply to Ron Jenkins's comment on Best New Party Game 10 at October 27, 2009 6:42 PM
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Crunk: High Voltage

on Best New Party Game 10 at October 27, 2009 6:40 PM
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@00:57 Starts with an F and ends with U-C-K.

on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Chris Brown Can Transform Ya, Ladies at October 27, 2009 1:10 PM
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