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big fat hipster crush on amber

on Dirty Projectors Bring Mount Wittenberg Orca To Fallon at September 29, 2009 11:47 AM
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Woah, hey those are nice.
If you're willing to upgrade to the Ikon line, Padma and I are definitely in.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Wüsthof Classic Ikon 8-Piece Knife Block Set Pants?

In reply to Scott's comment on Ben Gibbard & Zooey Deschanel Married Yesterday at September 21, 2009 12:08 AM
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i feel like he was figuring out for the first time how to stage roam while playing that song.

on Passion Pit Bring "The Reeling" To Fallon at July 30, 2009 2:39 PM
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Minneapolis is considering a18+ show ban throughout the city because they're having problem with minors getting access to alcohol. So maybe that has something to do with it?

In reply to Marijuana's comment on Atlas Sound & Broadcast Hit The Road, Gently at July 29, 2009 3:25 PM
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Will there be gwyneth and apple jokes?

on Coldplay's Chris Martin To Appear On The Simpsons at July 27, 2009 3:14 PM
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at least rivers lost that atrocious stache.

on Weezer Cover MGMT at May 15, 2009 8:54 PM
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Do laymen actually speak like this?

In reply to christian's comment on Animal Collective Bring "Summertime Clothes" To Letterman at May 10, 2009 2:33 PM
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Kansas City, plz.

on Win Yeah Yeah Yeahs Tickets at April 30, 2009 8:59 PM
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MGMT? Still? I thought we all agreed that we'd turn the other way on that one, that it's time to pretend it never happened. A little beirut would have been nice. Or some national. Or some wolf parade. Or some Cut Copy, if we want to replace apples with apples.

on Clash's 50 Greatest Albums Of The Last 5 Years at April 27, 2009 1:39 PM
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Ignoring the quality of Hazards for the moment, I thought Meloy's response was pretty funny and genial, considering how much money that bad P4k review is going to cost him and his band. Especially when his little rock opera has little hope of producing singles and generating mainstream sales.

In reply to colin meloy is a Dbag's comment on We Got The Tweet: The Week's 50 Best Rock Star Twitters at March 24, 2009 2:46 PM
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Someone give these people the SuperParent Award for superior parenting of superior children!

In reply to DS3M's comment on World's Greatest Freak Out Kids Are Taking It To The Next Level at November 20, 2009 4:39 PM
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"When you built your clubhouse, you nailed it to make it strong. It is the same way with friends: you have to nail them to make your friendships strong.
Also, God's love." -Colby

on That's Your Boyfriend: Nick at November 18, 2009 1:46 PM
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"Maybe the black people are in the crowd."

on The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon at November 17, 2009 6:06 PM
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ya got pluck, kid!

In reply to woozefa's comment on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at November 13, 2009 5:50 PM
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the audio sounds like it's being piped through a stack of 20+ Ed Hardy shirts. And while the idea that Ed Hardy shirts damp sound better than other shirts is based on a guess, it's probably true. a dense weave to keep the douche in just makes sense.

on Rihanna Keeps It A Little Too Real at November 13, 2009 4:13 PM
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I don't think my sassy fingers will have the same effect without the sassy bassline.

on A Basic Lesson In Snap Fundamentals at November 13, 2009 3:00 PM
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here's something i'm confused about: why do companies like apple and levi's and Kraft (apparently?) try to sell their products by associating them with a glossy conception of hipsterdom? "getting miracle whip on my Ray-bans, man, that's the worst. almost as bad as when MBV broke up!" right america? MBV! You love those guys!
i thought products were sold by showing people things they enjoy? Like eagles. And tits. And Jeff Goldblum.
Middle Americans don't like hipsters, do they? no one really 'likes' those guys. Can someone crack an egg of knowledge all over my face?

on Stephen Colbert Finally Takes On Big Miracle Whip at November 13, 2009 12:45 PM
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"Despite reznick37's claims to the contrary on Anderson Cooper's recent Fort Hood Memorial blog post, Mr. Cooper is not 'queen PeNiSfAcE' and has never 'mad gay pron w/ gay homoz 4 cash 4 blow.' CNN regrets the error."

on Duh Aficionado Magazine: 2012 Is Not A Documentary at November 10, 2009 1:54 PM
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I know we're too busy one-liner one-upping each other to say anything most of the time, but Liar Liar 2: There's Something Wrong With Lying made me laugh so hard.

on The Imaginarium Of Dr. Jim Carrey Dot Com at November 9, 2009 4:58 PM
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My first double post! This is so exciting!!!

In reply to Constantinople's comment on Vampires Kill People, Not Animals at November 9, 2009 4:16 PM
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