hlebtastic
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Its not really mocking anything. Well its mocking Rivers maybe. Its Rivers making an intentional joke about himself. And that doesn't make it any less funny.
In reply to rwiggum's comment on New Weezer (Feat. Lil Wayne) - "Can't Stop Partying" at October 29, 2009 4:39 PMScore = 0
You are only just now realizing that this is a little tongue in cheek? Have you ever listened to "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived?" Do you really think Rivers is the kind of guy to get down like this? He's having a laugh and it is both incredibly obvious and hilarious.
In reply to jeffsaysDFTBA's comment on New Weezer (Feat. Lil Wayne) - "Can't Stop Partying" at October 29, 2009 4:36 PMScore = 1
"Say it Ain't So" is lyrically a great song. I actually struggle to think of a song that is similar to it. I just fail to see how the lyrics in this song are worse than "Surf Wax America." I also don't see how this is any cheesier than the sweater song.
In reply to Stephen B's comment on New Weezer Video - "(If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To" at October 28, 2009 5:10 PMScore = 0
I smiled when Rivers did that little shoulder tap then sneak to the other side move. That's Rivers, apologetically dorky. And you're kidding yourself if you think Weezer was ever anything else. They got introspective on one record, ONE. Then afterward the critical response was so terrible they felt embarrassed and overexposed. Also, they are now forty year old men. Get over yourselves people in this thread.
on New Weezer Video - "(If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To" at October 26, 2009 1:04 AMScore = 1
I signed in just to agree with you. This doesn't have to be life changing. Its an old legend putting out a goof ball record that was named by the guy from the Office. Its fun. Why is that so terrible.
In reply to In defense of Rivers's comment on Sample Weezer's Raditude at October 13, 2009 11:27 PMScore = 0
wow, color me excited.
on New Mew - "Introducing Palace Players" at May 28, 2009 7:54 PMScore = 1
os mutantes, they are still alive. awesome.
on Outside Lands 2009 Line-Up at April 13, 2009 3:48 PMScore = 3
JITTERBUG
In reply to Sarcastically Misunderstood's comment on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at November 21, 2009 4:33 PMScore = 3
No I liked Logos alot. I get your joke, and I'm pretty sure you got my reference, but I felt I still felt it necessary to assure everybody that I liked Atlas Sound. Both I and my relationship to the internet is weird.
In reply to That One's comment on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at November 20, 2009 9:22 PMScore = 2
This is the greatest thing you have ever done Kenny. This is your Deerhunter.
In reply to Kenny Powers's comment on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at November 20, 2009 7:09 PMScore = 6
I'm team Twilight because she is hot.
on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at November 20, 2009 6:00 PMScore = 12
I always think its hilarious when people say bullcrap.
on World's Greatest Freak Out Kids Are Taking It To The Next Level at November 20, 2009 5:14 PMScore = 5
Ultimate Muscle better win web video. It is the single greatest piece of media ever created.
on It is Time To Vote In The 2009 Gummy Awards! at November 19, 2009 6:48 PMScore = 0
I do too, but I lost the picture. This is the closest I could find. Please don't hate me.
In reply to Trevor's comment on Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? at November 19, 2009 5:43 PMScore = 0
Yeah seriously. That guy disappeared at the peak of his crazy.
In reply to Kenny Powers's comment on Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? at November 18, 2009 6:45 PMScore = 7
This is the joke. Like described here. Now I'm offended by both the flippant discussion of rape on daytime television and by the videogummer's and Gabe's inability to get Dad jokes as rapey as they may be.
In reply to adrienne's comment on An Open Letter To The Ladies Of The View On The Subject Of Rape at November 18, 2009 4:24 PMScore = -1
Manny Pacquiao is ..... Crab killer.
on I'm Not Sure What Is Happening In This Movie, But I Can't Wait To Find Out! at November 18, 2009 4:11 PMScore = 0
How about "No One Else"? Rivers wants a girl who won't leave the house or talk to anyone or put on make up for anyone but him? That's nearly as creepy as "Across the Sea." From what I understand "Buddy Holly" was written for a girl Rivers didn't know very well, much like the songs on Pinkerton. "Surf Wax" is about Rivers hating the whole macho surfing scene (and again, drinking). I'll give you that lyrically, Blue is more steeped in metaphor--at least more than Pinkerton is--but that doesn't mean it isn't as personal, it's just not as blatantly confessional no every song. And any song on that record is still far more personal than anything since Pinkerton.
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