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Yuck. To the max.
on My Morning Jacket Animated By American Dad at November 10, 2009 11:21 AMScore = 0
Disagree. This album has been playing in my head for a week. I don't have any problems with their last two albums, but this one is really good.
In reply to realo's comment on Built To Spill Bring "Oh Yeah" To Letterman at October 16, 2009 3:16 PMScore = 1
Ugh. This is tuneless.
on Beck Covers Leonard Cohen With Devendra, MGMT at September 4, 2009 12:03 PMScore = 1
Someday I hope we can all look back on this and appreciate how truly, truly tasteless it is.
on Unlocked Kurt Cobain Sings Bon Jovi In Guitar Hero 5 at September 2, 2009 9:47 AMScore = 5
Someday I hope we can all look back on this and appreciate how truly, truly tasteless it is.
on Guitar Hero 5 Lets You Be Kurt Cobain at August 25, 2009 9:54 AMScore = 6
Color me excited, ya'll.
on Built To Spill's There Is No Enemy Album Info at August 18, 2009 2:46 PMScore = 0
You are the luckiest guy I know.
In reply to fv's comment on Broken Social Scene Cover Joy Division at August 6, 2009 11:42 AMScore = 2
14 pages of 5-photo sets, each requiring a page reload is a bit much. There's got to be a better way.
on Capitol Hill Block Party 2009 In Photos at July 28, 2009 10:19 AMScore = 2
Wow. Youtube still. Maybe I won't watch this after all.
on New Black Moth Super Rainbow Video - "Born On A Day The Sun Didn't Rise" at July 15, 2009 2:50 PMScore = -5
Surprise new Mount Eerie track? Tits.
on The 'Gum Drop XCIV: Hear New Mount Eerie, Win MOSCOT Sunglasses at June 24, 2009 1:42 PMScore = -1
Who knew vertigo was an STD?
on People Falling Down Is Funny, Tila Tequila Falling Down Is The Funniest at November 20, 2009 4:56 PMScore = 12
"You park your keister, Meester!" I would always be saying as her boyfriend, so she'd be right to not like me. And then we would both win. I think she's playing it smart here.
In reply to Napoleon Complex's comment on That's Your Girlfriend: Leighton Meester at November 20, 2009 4:13 PMScore = 5
This is really just a question of context.
Rape joke on The View - Inappropriate
Rape joke on stage - Ripping off Sarah Silverman
Rape joke in a private setting - We all would have laughed
And now I've categorized rape joke settings. Being alive is hard.
Score = 21
Why is fat Chris Rock there?
on The Twilight: New Moon Premiere: Celebrity Red Carpet! at November 17, 2009 3:35 PMScore = 3
Always I downvote the explanation. Let the joke stand, my friend. Let the joke stand.
In reply to KajusX's comment on It's Life, Jump Into Life: Crazy Heart at November 17, 2009 3:32 PMScore = 0
"Alien Lifeform" = Woman = Perfect
on This Is Your Music Video: Puddle Of Mudd's "Spaceship" at November 17, 2009 10:27 AMScore = 7
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
In 2012.
Score = 13
Will Smith, in a bit of "modernization" on the novel, will actually be playing the drug injected into Charly. He will appear as a half-human, half-genetically-engineered-vaccine, all sass biochemical production, which will then float around inside of Charly, to be played by 1985 Martin Short. He will help Martin become self-confident and earn the love of Top Gun-era Meg Ryan. He will also fight a tiny guy in some sort of exoskeleton suit. Then Martin Short will sneeze him out and become retarded again, but Meg Ryan will still love him, because He Is Charly. This is because originality currently flourishes in the movies.
on More Like Flowers For AlgerNOT! at November 10, 2009 11:17 AMScore = 9
Today they'd just CGI his ass back in and be done with it.
In reply to Lord Growing's comment on Happy 40th Birthday, Sesame Street at November 4, 2009 2:37 PMScore = 2
Hold this thread as I lay on the couch and watch TV while still able to enjoy a snack or operate a telephone.
In reply to HarshBrowns's comment on The Weezer Snuggie Would Have Been A Lot Funnier A Year Ago at November 3, 2009 4:18 PMScore = 34
Because day-time television lends an air of sanctimony to everything it touches.
Permalink for David_notascynical's comment on An Open Letter To The Ladies Of The View On The Subject Of Rape at November 18, 2009 4:03 PMScore = 2