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real army would be way more fun if this was real army. pew pew pew!

on So You Think You Can Dance To White Stripes? at July 10, 2009 12:43 PM
Score = 9

are there mp3s for these performances? i like them so much more than the album versions.

on John Vanderslice Explores His "Forest Knolls" With The Magik*Magik Orchestra at July 2, 2009 12:32 PM
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even color is trying to run away from this video

on This Makes Me Barf So, So Much (No Slomo) at November 18, 2009 11:37 PM
Score = 4

Daaaaaaaaad!!

on The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon at November 18, 2009 10:21 AM
Score = 2

And Taylor fucking Lautner gets to hang out with Kanye fucking West. Man, his song about New York is so hot right now.

on The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon at November 17, 2009 8:39 PM
Score = 2

if i talked like that i'd be having so many seances.

on Michael Jackson Seance Somehow More Hilarious And Ridiculous Than You Could Have Imagined at November 10, 2009 7:10 PM
Score = 6

With a Whoopi Rape-Rape here and a Whoopi Rape-Rape there

In reply to Trevor's comment on What Should Jessica Alba's Awkward Meet The Fockers Name Be? at September 30, 2009 7:22 PM
Score = 3

Cirrhosis

on What Should Jessica Alba's Awkward Meet The Fockers Name Be? at September 30, 2009 9:46 AM
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it's kind of a bummer that the 2 minute clip from the Jerk is and will be far superior to anything that anyone involved with that movie will ever create.

on Matthew Lillard Is Back, Son! at September 21, 2009 11:09 AM
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tv people talked about tv on the tv (lives were changed, etc.)

In reply to An American Patriot's comment on 2009 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party at September 20, 2009 11:34 PM
Score = 6

Wait I don't have a tv. What are the emmys? Sarah Mclachlan died?

on 2009 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party at September 20, 2009 10:31 PM
Score = 9