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alright. how long is this retirement going to last? Jay-Z or a J.D. Salinger?

on Nine Inch Nails Announce Final Dates at July 7, 2009 5:15 PM
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leave carles out of this

In reply to Z's comment on Wait, Is Bitte Orca The Best Album Of 2009? at June 12, 2009 5:05 PM
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why does no one like you? everything you post instantly has red highlighted vote downs.

In reply to quartertonality's comment on Wait, Is Bitte Orca The Best Album Of 2009? at June 11, 2009 11:03 PM
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i saw this book yesterday. and you now somehow made sense of my life.

In reply to Kenny Powers's comment on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at November 20, 2009 7:28 PM
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hey werttrew, making gifs is changing my life.

on World's Greatest Freak Out Kids Are Taking It To The Next Level at November 20, 2009 4:52 PM
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"AHHHHHHHHH!"

In reply to nowimaplane's comment on That's Your Girlfriend: Leighton Meester at November 20, 2009 3:58 PM
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*a thing you (and your people) say.

In reply to Dolf's comment on Uh Oh, My Ninjas, Dad Discovered Horrorcore at November 20, 2009 1:43 PM
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you know how on the Real World that if one person physically harms another person they get kicked out? and that it's in their contract for the show or something? this contract was not like that. this contract says, "MTV will hold no responsibility for anything that happens to you." & "law enforcement can and will arrest you if you break the law." & "you're likely going to die here. pre-2012."

on 2nd Trailer For MTV's Jersey Shore Reminds Us That This Is An Actual Show at November 20, 2009 1:33 PM
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that was amazing. thank you.

In reply to McKay Hatch's comment on Uh Oh, My Ninjas, Dad Discovered Horrorcore at November 20, 2009 1:23 PM
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I TOLD YOU TO SECURE YOUR ROSARY STRAP!

In reply to Sweet Semicolon!'s comment on Duh Aficionado Magazine: This Wii "Praying" Game Is Fake at November 19, 2009 5:51 PM
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he's an aspiring YouTuber at the least. http://www.youtube.com/user/justinsuperstar

In reply to DS3M's comment on A Brief Note About On-Line Wedding Proposals at November 19, 2009 12:51 PM
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thank god MJ finally got that Nobel Peace Prize.

In reply to Asa Phelps's comment on War, Hunh, This Is What It Is Good For at November 19, 2009 12:35 PM
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AROUND!

In reply to dUb-iLL's comment on NSFW: A Pornographer Wants To Make A Jaycee Dugard Movie, Because Of Course He Does at November 18, 2009 1:46 PM
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