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Does that Banjo's head look exceptionally big?
Does that comment sound unnervingly sexual?
Score = -1
And the foundation's slogan?
"DROPPING OUT IS FOR SQUID BRAINS!"
on Kanye Applies "Some Of That Creativity And Power" At Kanye West Foundation Concert at July 27, 2009 10:00 AMScore = -1
Looking forward to the return of that raspy flow, get well soon Adam.
on MCA Has Cancer, Beastie Boys Taking Time Off at July 20, 2009 12:37 PMScore = 11
I actually neither like nor dislike Wavves as I haven't had a chance to really listen to them.
But dude, if someone getting over-hyped (which, in case you haven't noticed, happens ALL THE TIME) gets you so riled up, you should probably work on getting all that grainy sand out of your hooch.
on Wavves/Woods/Real Estate @ Bowery Ballroom, NYC 7/15/09 at July 16, 2009 3:32 PMScore = 0
Why does a kid making music and getting attention for it piss you off so much? As there is no defined scale to determine who deserves anything in life, it's usually a rule of thumb that complaining about other people's succeses marks you as a falsely entitled douche. Not liking Wavves is fine in my book, but to be honest if I was Nathan and read your post, I would laugh my ass off. You sound like the dean from School of Hard Knockers. Here's some advice: Grow a pair, realize sometimes people get lucky whether or not they deserve it, and don't listen to Wavves if you don't think they have adequate meltdowns.
In reply to steve's comment on Wavves/Woods/Real Estate @ Bowery Ballroom, NYC 7/15/09 at July 16, 2009 2:25 PMScore = 8
holla at me when you want some more tweezoids, chad. santa's birthing out discounts this week.
on The 'Gum Drop XCVI: Hear Chad VanGaalen's Black Mold, Win A Motorola Rival A455 at July 8, 2009 11:09 AMScore = 0
"Summer is always best through a window."
That is just fantastic. Get better soon and we'll see you on Hammer Hill, Jens.
on Jens Lekman Has Swine Flu at June 30, 2009 12:33 PMScore = 3
i've got high hopes for "nonstop disco powerpack"
on Beastie Boys' Hot Sauce Committee Pt. 1 Gets A Release Date, A Tracklist, A Santigold at June 23, 2009 2:37 PMScore = 1
i can't get past the first two songs of this album, too bad.
also, i wish more people talked about born like this. i mean, c'mon, DOOM sampling bukowski? it sounds silly, but it fucking works.
on Wait, Is Bitte Orca The Best Album Of 2009? at June 12, 2009 8:11 AMScore = 4
i'm just impressed you managed to reference shattered glass in a funny and not-forced manner. touche.
on Please Let The Britney Spears Time Travel Holocaust Movie Be Real at June 23, 2009 11:43 AMScore = 1
an excitable tracy morgan would be excellent.
and by excellent i mean a sure fire way to total your car out of uncontrollable fits of laughter.
on Homer Simpson Want You To Go To There at June 19, 2009 8:02 AMScore = 1
Summer of Sam, the Labrador Retriever
Blair Witch Diorama Project
My Plus-Sized Greek Wedding
Falling Down and Happily Getting Back Up
on Best New Party Game 4 at June 18, 2009 2:15 PMScore = 0
i spy the portly kid in the blue shirt hypnotised by the sight of megan fox's backside.
on Megan Fox, Please Understand Me at June 17, 2009 10:36 AMScore = 24
picturing a bunch of chain-smoking elementary school teachers outside when someone came out and so appropriately said "you guys, we goofed" may very well be the funniest image ever. respek, gabe.
on Jonas Brothers Sex Bomb! at June 15, 2009 1:30 PMScore = 4
i can't explain why you're upset but i'm proficient in downvoting.
In reply to lookie-here's comment on Norm MacDonald Is Finally Able To Tell His Andy Richter Male Prostitute Stories Again at June 12, 2009 10:44 AMScore = -7
Trust me, I know people get unfair advantages in life, good for him that he has had success, but let Pitchfork review his music fairly. Which if they like it, fine, but to call what happened the most "epic onstage meltdown" that was "nothing short of spectacular" is absolutely absurd. They have a huge amount of influence and could be doing a lot to further the careers of artists that are just as deserving, but instead use their influence to report something so insignificant like it is something so legendary, which makes no sense. Oh, and again, just because someone displays creativity doesn't mean you have to like it. That was my point in the first place. You probably only like Wavves because he is Pitchfork approved anyway.
Permalink for steve's comment on Wavves/Woods/Real Estate @ Bowery Ballroom, NYC 7/15/09 at July 16, 2009 2:56 PMScore = -5