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My boobs are not my friends. The last time I was at a theme park I almost couldn't ride one of the roller coasters because my chest was too big for the safety harness. Luckily, they squeezed in there, but it was uncomfortable. Naming your boobs seems like a stupid thing to do. My car has a name. My boobs do not.

on YouTube Now Providing Porn To 10-Year-Olds at May 12, 2008 1:37 PM
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I am not trying to defend this movie or anything, I believe you that it is the worst movie ever, but I would just like to point out that the usage of a machete is not that farfetched. Some kid got his hands cut off with a machete by a rival gang near my grandma's house. And I've heard about machete-related violence in my area.
Wow, I should move. That being said, the director probably just used the machete because it looked badass. Whether or not it did.
Worst movie ever... hmm.... Well, "Passion Fish" is this awful romantic drama set in southern Louisiana that's really long and never really resolves the love story-issue. It has David Strathairn, who was in The Bourne Ultimatum and Good Night and Good Luck (and has a total of 90 acting credits in IMDB. Holy sht, that's a lot of movies). It was actually nominated for two Oscars but didn't win. I can't believe that happened, but I guess bad movies get nominated for Oscars all the time (not making a Juno reference there or anything...).

on So It Begins: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time at May 12, 2008 12:14 PM
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No one should win best kiss because that is the stupidest category I've ever heard of.

on Friday Fight: Who Should Win "Best Kiss" In The MTV Movie Awards? at May 9, 2008 11:15 PM
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What's worse than being named Speed Racer? Being named Rex Racer. Seriously.
Aaaaah, I have been looking forward to this movie, despite everything I've heard. I used to love the Speed Racer cartoon, and the visuals look AMAZING. I don't really anticipate it being a good movie, just a pretty one. But that's good enough for me. The Mach V is the pimpest car ever.

on The First Seven Minutes Of Speed Racer Are Good? at May 9, 2008 11:09 PM
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Thank you for being the only other person I know who considers Donnie Darko overrated. Not that I really know you, but you get it. I mean, it's good, but it's not amazingly stupendous or anything. All my friends are totally crazy for it.

on Why Can't The Donnie Darko Sequel Be About Patrick Swayze? Or Smurfs? at May 9, 2008 6:47 PM
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Oh man, I'm doing this to my friend tomorrow (she's currently driving on the highway, probably not a good idea to call her right now). She'll be confused and I'll laugh for a long time because I'm easily amused.

on Anger Your Friends With A Phone Call From Sad Ashton Kutcher at May 5, 2008 8:28 PM
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I can not even describe how beautiful this song is and how great that video is. I love Phosphorescent, and I totally dig the Black Cab Sessions.

on Mama There's "Wolves" In Black Cabs at May 2, 2008 2:14 PM
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I agree with Jimmy James, she just needs some work. The haters should just chill out and enjoy. And saying their music is boring? Couldn't be more wrong in my opinion.
But hey, that's just my opinion.

on She & Him Show Craig Ferguson That "Change Is Hard" Isn't Always True at May 2, 2008 2:02 PM
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"Skywalker Ranch is, without a doubt, the most exciting post-production facility on the planet (not exciting)."
Post-production IS exciting. And it's fun. All that crazy equipment he must have would blow my mind. And make me so happy. I'm not a big George Lucas fan but I'd love to be able to use some of the state-of-the-art stuff he must have. Have I mentioned I'm a film student?

on George Lucas Would Like To Sell You An Overpriced Basket Of Buffalo Wings at May 2, 2008 1:47 PM
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Yes. Please.

on I Loves Me Som Tam at April 30, 2008 5:37 PM
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