Her?

This isn't sampling, this is just awful. Straight to jail with her.

on Lady Sovereign Samples The Cure at February 4, 2009 10:21 AM
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Amen.

In reply to michelle's comment on Ryan Adams Claims He's Quitting Music, Blogging at January 20, 2009 9:31 AM
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"Everyone gets Dr. Pepper! Yay!"

There's simply not enough Dr. Pepper in the world to make this right.

on Chinese Democracy Could Be Yours Before Thanksgiving ... Only At Best Buy! at September 26, 2008 3:00 PM
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I definitely want to see Be Kind, Rewind-esque remakes of Kanye videos by Jenny Lewis. "Flashing Lights" anybody? Strong correlations between that one and the "Money Maker" video...

on Jenny Lewis Anonymously Participates In Kanye's 808's Focus Group at September 17, 2008 2:58 PM
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"Love Lockdown" is obviously a reference to the Arrested Development episode "Meet The Veals", right?

on Kanye Rerecords "Love Lockdown" at September 16, 2008 4:36 PM
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Dear Gabe,

Thanks for another reason to continue being a self-deprecating non-practicing Jew.

-Her?

on Oy Vey! This Movie Looks Terrible! at November 5, 2009 2:12 PM
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District 9: The intersection of Shindler's List, The Fugitive, and The Fly. Huh? Huh? You guys like that?

on The Videogum Movie Club: District 9 at August 18, 2009 3:47 PM
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Say hi to your dead daughter for me, alright?

on The Lovely Bones Brings Magic And Wonder Back To Child Rape-Homicide at August 5, 2009 12:21 PM
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Uh, does anyone else think that they pulled WAY TOO MANY strips off of Sherri Shepard's private area for said privates to be even remotely of a not terrifying size?

Oh my god.

on Sherri Shepherd Gets A Bikini Wax, And The Prophecy Comes True at August 3, 2009 3:14 PM
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I totally understand what you're saying, but I think you've kinda Videogum-ed this movie too hard. I thought that the first half of the movie was actually really funny, and I'm almost 60% sure that I'm not an idiot (I like Arrested Development, Eastbound and Down, Party Down, 30 Rock, and NOT Entourage. That's virtually an I.Q. test, right?). If you're going to claim that you don't think that dick jokes and feigned homosexuality are not funny, then I call foul.

My favorite thing about Videogum is that you take seemingly idiotic, often obscure and always bizarre content and illuminate the hilarious or hilariously sad aspects for us all to enjoy/ =( at. That's why I agree with you about the entire second half of Funny Peopl; it sucked! I don't like getting beaten over the head with whatever lesson or moral Judd Apatow thinks that he's learned over the years either, but come on! The first half of this movie was hilarious and easily on par with his other movies.

Find the =) in things, my friend.

I'll try and take my own advice when this comment is voted into negative integers faster than you can say "Woof".

on The Videogum Movie Club: Funny People at August 3, 2009 2:44 PM
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I applaud your courage, Kendall.

In reply to Kendall's comment on Gwyneth Paltrow's Recipe For Roasted Chicken at July 23, 2009 6:04 PM
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Wait wait wait wait, that NBA joke is just straight up racist! Come on Videogum, I hate to start my day with reminders of how scarily and unapologetically racist right-wing America is!

on Newsbusted: Oh Look, It's Another Attempt At A Conservative Daily Show at June 15, 2009 12:38 PM
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P.S. I don't like Sarah Chalke on this show and her return makes me very angry.

on Huggy, Learny How I Met Your Mother Saved By Guided By Voices Song at May 5, 2009 4:21 PM
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Best moment: "I'm sorry, but is there a land bass I don't know about?"

on Huggy, Learny How I Met Your Mother Saved By Guided By Voices Song at May 5, 2009 4:19 PM
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The person who mixed this song needs to be in jail. Send him to jail, Gabe.

on Lil Wayne's "Prom Queen" Video, Or: "Lil Wayne Has Made A Terrible Mistake" at March 4, 2009 10:49 AM
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