Last night Bruce Springsteen inducted U2 into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame. I know most of you don't care (because they're old), but the Boss always gives funny, self-effacing speeches. Here are some hastily transcribed highlights... BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN INDUCTS U2 Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame : Waldorf Astoria, NYC 3/15/05 Ladies and gentlemen, Bruce Springteen:"Uno, dos, tres, ...