I forgot The Onion existed! Thanks Kevan for sending this my way:Nation Planning Surprise Party To Cheer Up Conor Oberst OMAHA, NE ? American citizens are coordinating efforts to lift the spirits of wünderkind singer-songwriter Conor Oberst, sources reported Monday. "I saw Conor's picture in a Spin article about Bright Eyes, and he just looked so down," said Lindsey Keisner ...