Well doesn’t this seem familiar. Morrissey has announced the cancellation of his South American tour due to (as he puts it) lack of funds. With the distressing news, though, has come a typically charming note from Morrissey explaining his own frustrations with it:

In a year when far too many disappointments have been buried this really is the last of many final straws, and I am not alone in feeling this. The future is suddenly absent, and my apologies are now so frequent as to be somewhat ridiculous, and it is I who apologize because no one else would bother. It is agonizing to be responsible for imparting such news – especially when it springs upon me unexpectedly and inexplicably.

As you can see, the apology is written in the dramatic fashion that’s become the standard for Morrissey apologies now. In the full letter he even uses the phrase, “the wheels are finally off the covered wagon,” which I now plan to work into my conversations daily. You can read the entire note here.