We’re only eight days into 2014, but we already know that the year will go down in history for at least two different reasons. It’s the first year of the new ice age, and it’s also the year Willem Dafoe became a dance diva. The Green Goblin guests on “Ring,” a new single from the British production duo Mint Royale. On it, he delivers a monologue about finding some meaning in your life over cheesed-out synth arpeggios, and it already sounds like a novelty hit about to happen. Check out a lyric video below.

“Ring” is out now on Casablanca.