Has anyone else ever had a cold? It’s terrible! I hate that I am the first person on the planet to get this illness and I am going to be so angry about it for the rest of my life, but I guess there is some tiny part of me that is glad that I’m the one suffering and not you. At least I don’t have to feel sorry for you. Everyone just has to feel sorry for ME! And I promise that I will do my best not to spread this illness to anyone else. I will live and die as the only person to experience a cold, no matter how lonely my life will be because of it. Can you do one thing for me, though? Since I am bearing all this weight myself, without complaint? Can you pleeease play this party game with me? I will go first, and then you may go.

• Nose Runner, Runner
• Ferris Bueller’s Day Cough Cough Cough Cough
• Sophie’s Voice Is Gone, Is She Okay?
• Tissue Can Count On Sneeze
• What Is This, Cold Mountain?
• Your Sinus (Headache) 
• The Men (And Women) Who Stare At Throats (AKA Doctors)

Please remember to wash your hands after you take your turn!