I don’t know what this is from or why James Franco is with a puppy, but I do know that it looks like it was cold outside, that James Franco must have been wearing more layers than he’d like you to believe, that he did not want to get caught by the cameraman who caught him, that he was attempting to use the dog for warmth, and that that dog was thinking some thoughts about it! But what were the thoughts that the dog was thinking? THAT’S WHAT YOU HAVE TO TELL ME!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and a wayward glance from a puppy. (Photo via Dlisted.)