AHHH, GROSS! As we know, Bryan Cranston escaped having to interact with people while walking through the crowd at Comic-Con to the Breaking Bad panel by wearing a Heisenberg mask. Clever girl. We should use all use that technique when we go to our local cafe but don’t feel like making small talk with the barista who recognizes you because of how often you go in there! (That’s something we all don’t like, right? When people know you, acknowledge that fact, and are friendly towards you?) Just wear a plastic mask of your own face! And then, who knows, maybe Aaron Paul will come out and kiss it for a gross photo op. You never know. And then maybe you can say, “Oh, haha, kiss the mask again, I forgot to take a photo.” (You didn’t forget.) And then you can say, “close your eyes,” and then you can replace the mask of your face with your own face! And then Aaron Paul will kiss you, I don’t know, I’m just spitballing!! CAPTION IT, PLEASE!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball, but unfortunately he or she will not receive a gross kiss from Aaron Paul. I am sorry about that. (Image via DailyMail)