You’re kidding me, right? Is this a joke? Is this one of those jokes that a friend tells you that you half-laugh at because you are not sure if it is a joke, but you don’t want to not laugh because it might be, but you don’t want to full on laugh because it isn’t funny and also maybe it isn’t even a joke?! And you wonder why you invite this friend around so often? Because they just make you uncomfortable? But then you come around and remember that the reason you still invite them out so often is because you guys have a lot of history together and that’s something worth hanging onto? But then you realize that that sounds like someone trying to rationalize not breaking up with someone they want to break up with? So then you go back to thinking about how maybe you’re not going to hang out with your friend so much anymore? IS THAT WHAT THIS IS? BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD THIRD STORY FALL AT THE MALL PRANK, YOU HAVE GOT 2 B KIDDING MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. No to talking about RIPD. No to making people think they witnessed a suicide or accidental death, even for a moment. No to making people talk to you at the mall. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. (Via ViralViral.)