WHAT A NIGHTMARE. Imagine for a moment that you live in a small town and recently broke up with your boyfriend. You feel like everyone knows, everyone is looking at you in the grocery store, people come up to ask you if you’re all right. Then you walk outside and see someone has written your ex’s name across the hood of your car. You can feel that they’re watching you, waiting to see your reaction, laughing somewhere in the distance. Now imagine the small town is THE INTERNET/WORLD and the jerk who wrote your ex’s name is some nightmare piece of shit paparazzi who had been following you around, watching you all day, waiting for you to leave wherever you were, and the people laughing off in the distance are both the paparazzi and EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD, IF THEY WANTED TO! Or whatever. What I’m trying to say is: What a nightmare! But drawing in the dirt on someone’s car for a joke doesn’t have to be a nightmare! For example you could draw something like “GILMORE GIRLS 4EVER.” Or, “WAZAAAAAP!” Or, simply, “69.” Lots of fun, not hurtful but still annoying options. So, go! Do it! Freshly dirt-covered image after the jump.

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and the ability to go to the store without someone waiting in the bushes to take photographs of your return (fingers crossed).