Gimme them movie trailers movie trailers movie trailers movie trailers. Gimme them movie trailers movie trailers movie trailers movie trailers. Friday’s babyback movie trailers!

Ender’s Game

This looks pretty fun, I guess. I know that I read the book, but I don’t remember anything about it other than that I liked it. Mostly actually this trailer just makes me think I should read the book again. Because enough with children already, you know? I’m sick of all these children.

Gravity

“Terrific.” Hahahahha. “Terrific.” I’m sure this was pitched as Castaway in space, or Open Water in space, although with Castaway and Open Water you had the added tension of it actually being a scenario in which you could imagine finding yourself. I’m not as stressed about getting lost out in space. What was Sandy B even doing out there in the first place? You are an actress what do you know from astronauts?! Your own fault, Sandy B and shame on you for dragging her up to your space castle, Georgie C.

The Butler

This movie looks very noble and powerful and has the most sweeping music and all of that but the only thing I could think of at the end of this trailer was HI, ROBIN WILLIAMS!

August: Osage County

There is literally nothing “appealing” to me about movies about broken families. I often end up seeing them, and I often end up enjoying them, but it’s almost as if the trailer is an advertisement to do something else. “You should definitely see a different movie. Get to this one when you’re in a weird headspace.” But what a cast, huh? And again: HI, BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH!

Captain Phillips

Nah.