I love sports, who doesn’t? Everybody loves sports. It’s the great contest between the two guys! Who will get the most? No one knows for sure, and that’s where the pleasure comes from. (The key word in sports is “pleasure.”) Give me my choice, and you know I will be out there on the pitch with my favorite silk banner, waving it in the air shouting “YOU GO AND YOU DO IT!” Oh, I’m a huge sportshead. Always have been, and will continue to eat and breath sports until I die. YUM! Oh, Snickers satisfies? Well have you tried SPORTS? Sports has the electrolytes your body needs. FUN FACT: it takes more muscles to frown than it does to watch sports. (Playing sports is a different matter. It takes exactly the same number of muscles to frown as it takes to play most sports except pinball and shoop.) But sometimes in our fast-paced Instagram lifestyle, it can be hard to keep up with all the sports. Oh sure, you download the sports app directly to your Samsung Galaxy, who doesn’t, but what about when you’re in a tunnel? Or when you are sending or receiving a SEXT? (Hopefully mankind will one day create a technology where we can SEXT and get sports updates at the same time, but for now it is still the STONE AGES.) Sometimes you have to just sit down and check in on sports. How’s it going sports? What’s up?

Hahaha, oh sports, NEVER CHANGE. Sports. #SPORTS (Via Hypervocal.)