What If The Sun Disappeared?
Friend #1: Wait, what just happened?
Friend #2: I don’t know. Just got super dark, though.
Friend #1: The sun was just there and now it isn’t anymore. It’s not like there are any clouds covering it up or anything, either. This is kind of scary, man.
Friend #2: I guess? I’m sure it will be fine. Are you hungry?
Friend #1: Are you serious?
Friend #2: Are YOU serious?
Friend #1: Yes I’m serious! The sun is gone!
Friend #2: What do you want me to do about it? Call the police? “Oh uh, I think the sun is gone.” Give me a break.
Friend #1: It would be nice if you’d at least act like you understood why this is so insane.
Friend #2: Because my friend does’t know about electricity? Is that why it’s insane?
Friend #1: What the hell, dude! Why are you acting like this?! You cannot possibly be this stupid!
Friend #2: Literally my only problem right now is that my Kindle isn’t backlit.
Friend #1: Oh my god, man.
Scene. (Via LaughingSquid.)