On the one hand, Brad and Angelina’s wedding is going to be held in a chapel on their Chateau Miraval estate in France, which would be sooo nice. But on the other hand Jennifer “Lonely Empty Womb Troll Woman” Aniston has been going through a lot (only being the romantic lead in every other romcom, being extraordinarily good looking but not impossibly) since breaking up with Brad Pitt 100 years ago and it’s just great to see her happy, finally. So one does want to support that. I just don’t know, you guys! If they both have their weddings in May, how are we ever going to decide?!?! From The Sun:

“Everything points to them getting married in May just after the Cannes Film Festival ends, because they’ve got their hearts set on tying the knot in France.”

Jennifer is finalising her plans to walk down the aisle with screenwriter fiancé Justin Theroux. There was talk she would go to Brad’s wedding, despite him leaving her for Angelina.

“All that goodwill would go out the window if Brad’s wedding date comes close to hers. Jennifer will see it as an attempt to upstage her and there will be a battle over Hollywood guests. She knows they will be judged on who had the better wedding by pulling in the biggest stars.”

EWWWWWWWW EW EW EWWW EWWWWWWWW. “She knows they will be judged on who had the better wedding by pulling in the biggest stars.” What a bunch of bologna. I hope that isn’t true and if it is true CAN WE ALL JUST PLEASE AGREE TO IGNORE IT AND NOT MAKE US THINK ABOUT IT IN A GOSSIP ARTICLE? Since we are thinking about it, though, which wedding is the cast of Spring Breakers going to attend? Maybe we can get in touch with them beforehand and decide that way. Congrats to all the happy couples! (Via Dlisted.)