Oh, Benedict. This still from the upcoming Julian Assange biopic The Fifth Estate has been making the rounds lately, as it should, and my goodness is it ever unflattering. Our boy! WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR BEAUTIFUL BOY?! Let’s take a break from trying to reconcile our deep love for Benny with the fact that a blond wig could possibly change everything and try to CAPTION THIS STILL!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and a free Men In Black neuralyzer flash. (Thanks for the tip, everybody!)