[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Step 1: Make chili cheese nachos. Step 2: Consider some of the mistakes you have made, but not the mistakes that are too upsetting to consider. Step 3: Sit in bath for awhile. Step 4: Clean under sofa cushions. Step 5: Pick up phone repeatedly to call her, each time put phone back down in a panic. ...