- A tumblr dedicated to the belief that Tilda Swinton and David Bowie are the same person, obviously. -TildaStardust
- Oh, this is kind of sad. Not SAD sad, but, well, Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton) recruited a bunch of people to try to set the record for the most people in North America participating in a flash mob at the same time, which is enough already, but then also the thing they are flash mobbing to is the Carlton dance. Poor Carlton! He's still just Carlton, and these are the kinds of things he does! -TheDailyWhat
- Charlie Kaufman is going to direct the first movie in a new series of movies adapted from Patrick Ness's young adult series, Chaos Walking. Are you going to see it? Even though you are not a young adult? Probably, right? Then you'll read the books? Hello? -FilmDrunk
- Pam says that, contrary to other reports, the whole Office cast wants to be back next season. Ohhh, good. -PopCultureBrain
- Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are "dating," meaning they went to Starbucks together once. Oh no! But you wanted them for yourselves! How will you ever get over it! -Dlisted
- Waffle House posted a question on Facebook asking, "What should be served on a waffle honoring Dick Clark," which is ALREADY perfect, but then here are some of the best responses. My favorite, obviously, is "having the best cook in the world cook it." Hahahaha. Everything about that one is the best. -RatsOff!
- Lindsay Lohan got the Elizabeth Taylor job! Great! I can't wait to see how she does, I'm sure she'll do a great job and there won't be any problems with it and then she'll be finally win an Oscar someday! -THR
- Want to listen to a song from the Bring It On musical? Of course you do! It's all the things you like! -EW
- Speaking of things you like, Paul Feig wrote a scene in the new Amazing Spiderman movie! It's a scene set in high school, just like Freaks and Geeks was. Do you think it will be Freaks and Geeks? Yes or no. -Vulture
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