Lauretta’s Nuthouse Grandfather + Lauretta’s Prize Giveaway, Maybe

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In his new book, Stanley Fish writes that one of his favorite sentences is this: "And I shall go on talking in a low voice while the sea sounds in the distance and overhead the great black flood of wind polishes the bright stars."-- Ford Madox Ford.

My four favorite sentences are a bit different: "My grandpa is over at my house and he is very stinky. So say hi to my grandpa Ray. He is technically in the nuthouse. I’m not kidding.”—Lauretta

One note:

IF YOU READ THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS YOU’LL SEE THE VERY FIRST COMMENT IS ME (werttrew99) WITH DIBS ON THE GIANT TENNIS BALL SO DON’T EVEN.
(Via zeroviews)