The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party

7:00 PM EST on January 16, 2011

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – JANUARY 16: Representatives of Ernst & Young arrive at the 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton hotel on January 16, 2011 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

|BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 16: Representatives of Ernst & Young arrive at the 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton hotel on January 16, 2011 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Oh, the Golden Globes. You are the shoebuy.com to the Oscars' Zappos. Always the bridesmaid, never the Oscars, RIGHT, GOLDEN GLOBES? Chin up, Golden Globes. At least you're not the MTV Movie Awards. (Ding Dong.) Anyway, the Golden Globes are tonight, you guys. America's highest honor, I'm sure. On the one hand, who gives a fuck about the Golden Globes? On the other hand, this. Also, Ricky Gervais. You love Ricky Gervais. (And you are correct to do so, he is great!) His Mel Gibson material was very solid last year, and that was before Mel Gibson had become MEL GIBSON. Who knows what wonders tonight holds. Just kidding. But here we are. So, let's be here as a FAMILY. Share your thoughts and feelings about this incredibly meaningful and important event in the comments. And follow us on Twitter. Magic is in the air! Just kidding again. Don't forget to DVR Bob's Burgers. Let's gooooo!