You Can Make It Up: Robot Lindsay Lohan Goes To Space Jail
The space judge banged her hover gavel on the computer desk. "I sentence you to 90 infinities in SPACE JAIL!" Robot Lindsay Lohan would have burst into battery tears, but it could not, because it was a robot, and it had not been programmed to cry at its sentencing. It did, however, turn to its Chewbacca lawyer and twist its ...
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