Marmaduke trailer, you guys:
Child: Dad, what's Marmaduke?
Dad: Well, Charlie, Marmaduke is a long-running single-panel comic strip in American newspapers.
Child: What's a single-panel comic strip?
Dad: Well, I guess it's like a graphic novel, but without any of the emotional complexity, depth of character, or plot.
Child: Oh. OK, I think I get it. And what's a newspaper?
BA-DUMP-CHING! I know this movie is intended for children, and as such it barely even deserves discussion--talk about forget it, Jake, it's children's movie town--but children cannot possibly want this. "Hey kids, check out this movie based on a comic strip that started in 1954, featuring the voice of George Lopez! In 2D!" Kids are just like, "I'll be over here on my iFax, filing for emancipation."
