[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] I'm still not entirely convinced that your boyfriend is even real. In some ways (in lots of ways) he seems like a pitch-perfect parody of a would-be Perez Hilton by some Improv 201 UCB graduate. He jumped over a fence to meet Monica? He just got the first look at the new Time magazine? C'mon son! But ...