"Hello. We've gathered you all here today because you are some of the most intelligent minds in your respective fields. We have scientists from all of the major disciplines: space and chemistry and physics and nuclear and brain. All of the best science. The reason we've gathered you here today is because a new straight-to-DVD horror movie called Birdemic--please, hold your applause until after the introductions are finished--is in need of a movie trailer, and we were hoping that you, scientists, can create it.
What we want from you is simple. Please work together as a group to harness all of your brain power and all of your incredible knowledge on the singular task of combining long, dull, panning shots of a boring landscape, with hissy ambient audio directly from a camcorder's built in microphone, and MS Paint caliber graphics of what could only be described as a BIRDEMIC, to blow all of the minds (including, especially, Communist minds). Take about three minutes to edit it together, and let's see what you come up with."
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Hahaha! Literally incredible. You nailed it, scientists.
Bartender, a round of Nobel Prizes for my friends. (Via FilmDrunk.)
