Homer Simpson is one of the "celebrity" voices that you can buy for your Tom Tom personal GPS device. What a weird thing to have. It costs $12.95, and then you can pretend like a fictional buffoon who is terrible to his children is telling you when to turn. Perfect. You will be living the dream! It sounds like this:
Yup. That is Homer Simpson saying the stuff GPS machines say. They nailed it. I went to the site to find out who some of the other celebrity voices were, but they don't publish a list, the other only one I could find was John Cleese. John Cleese? So at least we know they're making smart decisions. When I get a Tom Tom, and a car to put a Tom Tom in, I'm going to make it talk like Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood. I TURN YOUR CARSHAKE. I TURN IT LEFT. Is that joke right on time and super not played out? Good. (Via 50Cent.livejournal.com.)
