There's a new video of tickle-fetishist and godless worm-killing machine Sonya the Slow Loris, depicting a day in her slow cute life. In addition to now-adorable worm nom nom noms and the oddly beautiful sight of Sonya's curled up fist as she naps, we get to learn some things about Sonya's parents: they drink beer in their car, where they also have a big screen with YouTube on it!
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I think we need to get the Navy SEALS in there to get Sonya out of this potentially dangerous drunk and distracted driving situation. She can totally stay at my house. It's fine, there's room. No worries. (Thanks for the tip, Edith!)
