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Gillette Tries To Corner The Douchebag Market

5:35 PM EDT on May 27, 2009

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Gross, Gillette. It's one thing when Kyan Douglas encourages guys to do a little "manscaping," because it's 2002 and America is just getting over SEPTEMBER 11TH by taking better care of ourselves, but you guys aren't talking about gentle trimming or pubic hygiene. This is just straight up shaved balls. You can make as family friendly of a cartoon as you want, and that is still what it will be. I'm surprised this ad wasn't a partnership with Ed Hardy wine. "Make your next guy's night out a hairless balls night out. Brought to you by Gillette and Ed Hardy Wine, because that is our thing now."

These guys know what I'm talking about:

Thanks, Gillette!
Thanks, Gillette!
Dear Gillette, there is no hair on my balls now! POUND ME!

Schick 4 life. (AdFreak via Gawker.)