There was a shooting at a nightclub in Sydney on Sunday, and the local news interviewed bystanders. And that was how Australia, and now the world, was introduced to Clare, a young lady who witnessed the non-fatal shooting and stepped up to tell the story to the cameras in the most matter-of-factly racist way she possibly could. ("Wog" is considered a slur for people of color, or slang for the flu, or an acronym for "Winter Olympic Games." But Clare probably meant the first one.) "I will call on my fully sick boys, eh!":
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So now Clare is an overnight internet celebrity. For real: she has a publicist, a Facebook fan group, and people are selling tshirts printed with Clare-isms. She's like Australia's Miss South Carolina! (Thanks for the tips, Michael and Joseph!)






