Really, Marilyn Manson? Still?
Bill Clinton isn't President anymore, dude. We came really close to actual Armageddon a couple of times since we last heard from you, and it was scary and had nothing to do with adolescent angst. And I'm pretty sure even goths think goths are funny now. You are 40 years old. Let's change it up a little. It's important to keep trying new things as you get older. This guy knows what I'm talking about:
"I just went skydiving for the first time and I have been doing the crossword puzzle to stave off Alzheimer's."
It is 2009, buddy. Act like it.
