Your boyfriend wrote this song for you. (NSFW lyrics, headphones UP.)
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You take your men the way you take your coffee: jaunty and foreign and weird. One time, when you were both visiting your parents, you casually mentioned his love for the piano, and your mom said "oh, that's so nice, why don't you play us one of your little songs," and things are weird now when you go back home.
