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This Is Your Production Company: Candle Eye Productions

12:30 PM EDT on May 5, 2009

The YouTube description for this video is "a chill intro to our production company." Accurate.

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RELAX, HOLLYWOOD, CANDLE EYE PRODUCTIONS HAS GOT THIS.

So chill. Probably the chillest of all production companies. This guy knows:

"I'm Jerry Bruckheimer, and I am not very chill. Candle Eye Productions, however, is."
--Jerry Bruckheimer

So many rock stars and movie stars are just like, "make me a video, doesn't matter." Businesses are like, "I own a business can you make me a commercial?" And Candle Eye Productions is like "Yes." Completely chill.

"If I was a production company, I would be Candle Eye Productions."
--Jack Johnson

My favorite part is not the Buddha, or the backyard prayer meditation, or the idea that people would hire Candle Eye Productions to make a documentary about their lives so that future generations will know who they were (also known as a :(umentary), or the super professional transitions, although those are all great parts. No, my favorite part is when that one guy opens a letter on the sidewalk, gets excited, and throws his shoulder bag down and runs away. That must be some letter! Shoulder bags? Where we're going, we don't need shoulder bags!

We're going to Chill Town! (Thanks for the tip, Evan.)