[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Dear Beyonce, You seriously need to fire your publicist, dude. By all accounts you seem like a classy, sophisticated woman. You've created some really great hits, and even invented a YouTube sensation. All in all, 2008 was a banner year for you, and there's no reason that 2009 shouldn't have carried you along that upward trajectory. But ...